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The Glamdroids

by Crayon Jones

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1.
Down from the sky we're falling Heaven held in electric fire Those that listen hear the calling We are the beings of desire Please don'T be afraid We don't bite much We are the Glamdroids! We are the Glamdroids! Sharp and shining now descending From our faithful transport pods Traumatic times will soon be ending Funkatronic alloy Gods! Open up your mind to robot love We are the Glamdroids! We are the Glamdroids! People oh people We mean you no harm Please put down your guns We're just here to have fun We are the Glamdroids! We are the Glamdroids! We are the Glamdroids! We are the Glamdroids!
2.
Listen won't you listen to our lunar decree For many orbits we've observed you And as far as I can see What this planet needs is one eye on the future What this planet needs is one hand on the new What this planet needs is the loving of the many What this planet needs is spanking of the few What this planet needs is alien invasion What this planet needs is smorgasbord persuasion What this planet needs is to loosen up it's hips What this planet needs is for you to meet my lips But what can you do? Be more true, be more bright Be the star that guides the night Be more you Be more free Be more what this planet needs I know you can do it I believe! What this planet needs is a dose of Glamdroid passion What this planet needs is revealing future fashion What this planet needs is erogenous stimulation What this planet needs is sexual revelation But what can you do? Be more true, be more bright Be the star that guides the night Be more you Be more free Be more what this planet needs I know you can do it I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe! I believe!
3.
A long journey is never without a cost You can not calculate our loss But our computers can And the number's very high So we spare a moment for the fallen Sexual experimentation Sometimes causes bad vibrations All things have a limit And so we don't go beyond We spare a moment for the falllen To open up the universe is a promise we deliver It's through great sacrifice that we'll make your anatomy quiver A long journey is never without a cost I think on Earth you say skol or cheers or prost And so we raises our glasses and we hope you join us too As we spare a moment for the fallen
4.
Sitting all day trapped in the office You can't get a raise, it's bad economics Forget about the train, the drivers are striking You better not complain, at least they are fighting And I know I was made for something All this time just doing nothing But you gotta do what you gotta do You'll never get to do what you wanna do Unless you run outside when the Sun came out I'm quitting - quitting my life I'm quitting - quitting my life Watching the clock, it's making me deranged I can't sit still, there's war in my veins Bloods running thick, rising pressure Becoming a victim of corporate dementia And I don't want to mash my brains And go on corporate bonding days I'd rather sit out in the grass And be a patron of the starving arts And go outside when the Sun came out I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life I'm gonna quit I'm gonna quit I'm gonna quit I'm gonna quit And I just want to drink and fuck And draw stick figures in the muck The simple joy of a simple life And never ever having to apologise For running outside when the Sun came out I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life Oh I quit!
5.
Hey Mr. Government I wanna join in Give me your form and a pen I don't have a number, I don't have a weight I'm as tall as I choose and I don't need a name I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot And I don't see the relevant checkbox I don't have a gender, I don't have an age Don't havea country cause I'm from outer space I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot And I don't see the relevant checkbox I'm not the kind of person that you will see every day But that doesn't mean you can hide me away I've no dependents, or records of health I've no religion, I worship myself I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot And I don't see the relevant checkbox I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot And I don't see the relevant checkbox
6.
Dear commanders of Glamdromeda Soon we will be prepared Through the principle of loving And of perfect sculptured hair We will begin at the moment of dawn Pray it won't be long
7.
In a time of great frustration You found me After failed assimilation You still chose to come We transcended the laws of space and time We laid in the blanket of the same And we made love This was the cause of my creation You made me real I was made to give you pleasure I felt it too Despite the vast galactic measure It was just me and you Together we found our special place And drifted out into space In blissful love It is a time that will be treasured in the memory banks
8.
Lunatic 03:36
I want what I want And I need what I need And it's never enough For my sexual greed It feels so good Let me do it again Please never leave me You Glamdromedan men It pulls me like the Moon I can't help but be corrupted I have become a lunatic It's human nature And cosmic nurture I just wanna love ya I don't want to hurt ya It pulls me like the Moon I can't help but be corrupted I have become a lunatic It pulls me like the Moon I can't help but be corrupted I have become a lunatic I have become a lunatic I have become a lunatic
9.
The Sirens 04:06
The moment has come The climax, the peak The building of euphoria My knees are getting weak The wailing of the sirens The mountain topping shriek It's been a joyful voyage I love you all so much I'll savour every moment Cling to every touch The sirens calling louder The sirens calling louder
10.
The Ritual 03:38
Darlin creatures, gather round The time has come to reveal to you The time has come for you to love your fellow humans The way you learned to love us too Join together in pure love Each touch you give is given to another Collectively we build the tower high To give is to receive the gift of giving Oh won't you love one another I believe you can love one another I believe you can trust one another And if needed you can thrust one another I believe you can help one another And I know you'll respect one another I believe you are good for each other I believe you can love one another I believe you can love one another I know you can love one another Oh please show all your love to each other I believe you can love one another Oh I'm sure you can love one another I believe you can love one another I believe you can love one another I believe you can love one another I believe you can love one another
11.
Goodbye to the Earth From the Glamdroid fleet You've learned to love so well You made us obsolete And so we go to sleep... No! Ignore the protocol I can't let you be alone I won't let them take me home I know, my place is mine to lose I can choose to be with you Freedom is the choice to choose So, I will unplug myself From the network From the past Oh we can find ourselves In each other And our love And I will be your family For love's insanity I'll give up immortality For who knows how many moments?

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released November 17, 2016

Words and Music by Crayon Jones. Please imagine your own saxophone solos. If it sounds like it was recorded using a sausage on a drunken Thursday afternoon, it's because it was. Berlin, 2016.

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