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Heavy Landing
03:25
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Down from the sky we're falling
Heaven held in electric fire
Those that listen hear the calling
We are the beings of desire
Please don'T be afraid
We don't bite much
We are the Glamdroids!
We are the Glamdroids!
Sharp and shining now descending
From our faithful transport pods
Traumatic times will soon be ending
Funkatronic alloy Gods!
Open up your mind to robot love
We are the Glamdroids!
We are the Glamdroids!
People oh people
We mean you no harm
Please put down your guns
We're just here to have fun
We are the Glamdroids!
We are the Glamdroids!
We are the Glamdroids!
We are the Glamdroids!
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What This Planet Needs
03:43
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Listen won't you listen to our lunar decree
For many orbits we've observed you
And as far as I can see
What this planet needs is one eye on the future
What this planet needs is one hand on the new
What this planet needs is the loving of the many
What this planet needs is spanking of the few
What this planet needs is alien invasion
What this planet needs is smorgasbord persuasion
What this planet needs is to loosen up it's hips
What this planet needs is for you to meet my lips
But what can you do?
Be more true, be more bright
Be the star that guides the night
Be more you
Be more free
Be more what this planet needs
I know you can do it
I believe!
What this planet needs is a dose of Glamdroid passion
What this planet needs is revealing future fashion
What this planet needs is erogenous stimulation
What this planet needs is sexual revelation
But what can you do?
Be more true, be more bright
Be the star that guides the night
Be more you
Be more free
Be more what this planet needs
I know you can do it
I believe!
I believe!
I believe!
I believe!
I believe!
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For The Fallen
02:43
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A long journey is never without a cost
You can not calculate our loss
But our computers can
And the number's very high
So we spare a moment for the fallen
Sexual experimentation
Sometimes causes bad vibrations
All things have a limit
And so we don't go beyond
We spare a moment for the falllen
To open up the universe is a promise we deliver
It's through great sacrifice that we'll make your anatomy quiver
A long journey is never without a cost
I think on Earth you say skol or cheers or prost
And so we raises our glasses and we hope you join us too
As we spare a moment for the fallen
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Quitting My Life
02:42
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Sitting all day trapped in the office
You can't get a raise, it's bad economics
Forget about the train, the drivers are striking
You better not complain, at least they are fighting
And I know I was made for something
All this time just doing nothing
But you gotta do what you gotta do
You'll never get to do what you wanna do
Unless you run outside when the Sun came out
I'm quitting - quitting my life
I'm quitting - quitting my life
Watching the clock, it's making me deranged
I can't sit still, there's war in my veins
Bloods running thick, rising pressure
Becoming a victim of corporate dementia
And I don't want to mash my brains
And go on corporate bonding days
I'd rather sit out in the grass
And be a patron of the starving arts
And go outside when the Sun came out
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
I'm gonna quit
I'm gonna quit
I'm gonna quit
I'm gonna quit
And I just want to drink and fuck
And draw stick figures in the muck
The simple joy of a simple life
And never ever having to apologise
For running outside when the Sun came out
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
I'm quitting - I'm quitting my life
Oh I quit!
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Failure To Assimilate
02:23
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Hey Mr. Government I wanna join in
Give me your form and a pen
I don't have a number, I don't have a weight
I'm as tall as I choose and I don't need a name
I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot
And I don't see the relevant checkbox
I don't have a gender, I don't have an age
Don't havea country cause I'm from outer space
I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot
And I don't see the relevant checkbox
I'm not the kind of person that you will see every day
But that doesn't mean you can hide me away
I've no dependents, or records of health
I've no religion, I worship myself
I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot
And I don't see the relevant checkbox
I'm a glamdrogynous funkatronic humpbot
And I don't see the relevant checkbox
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A Message Home
04:39
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Dear commanders of Glamdromeda
Soon we will be prepared
Through the principle of loving
And of perfect sculptured hair
We will begin at the moment of dawn
Pray it won't be long
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Human Contact
04:09
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In a time of great frustration
You found me
After failed assimilation
You still chose to come
We transcended the laws of space and time
We laid in the blanket of the same
And we made love
This was the cause of my creation
You made me real
I was made to give you pleasure
I felt it too
Despite the vast galactic measure
It was just me and you
Together we found our special place
And drifted out into space
In blissful love
It is a time that will be treasured in the memory banks
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Lunatic
03:36
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I want what I want
And I need what I need
And it's never enough
For my sexual greed
It feels so good
Let me do it again
Please never leave me
You Glamdromedan men
It pulls me like the Moon
I can't help but be corrupted
I have become a lunatic
It's human nature
And cosmic nurture
I just wanna love ya
I don't want to hurt ya
It pulls me like the Moon
I can't help but be corrupted
I have become a lunatic
It pulls me like the Moon
I can't help but be corrupted
I have become a lunatic
I have become a lunatic
I have become a lunatic
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The Sirens
04:06
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The moment has come
The climax, the peak
The building of euphoria
My knees are getting weak
The wailing of the sirens
The mountain topping shriek
It's been a joyful voyage
I love you all so much
I'll savour every moment
Cling to every touch
The sirens calling louder
The sirens calling louder
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The Ritual
03:38
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Darlin creatures, gather round
The time has come to reveal to you
The time has come for you to love your fellow humans
The way you learned to love us too
Join together in pure love
Each touch you give is given to another
Collectively we build the tower high
To give is to receive the gift of giving
Oh won't you love one another
I believe you can love one another
I believe you can trust one another
And if needed you can thrust one another
I believe you can help one another
And I know you'll respect one another
I believe you are good for each other
I believe you can love one another
I believe you can love one another
I know you can love one another
Oh please show all your love to each other
I believe you can love one another
Oh I'm sure you can love one another
I believe you can love one another
I believe you can love one another
I believe you can love one another
I believe you can love one another
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11. |
Total Self Destruction
03:30
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Goodbye to the Earth
From the Glamdroid fleet
You've learned to love so well
You made us obsolete
And so we go to sleep...
No! Ignore the protocol
I can't let you be alone
I won't let them take me home
I know, my place is mine to lose
I can choose to be with you
Freedom is the choice to choose
So, I will unplug myself
From the network
From the past
Oh we can find ourselves
In each other
And our love
And I will be your family
For love's insanity I'll give up immortality
For who knows how many moments?
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